Ok, to be entirely fair, this is what I produced in the past month (other than completely useless tidbids that I would never post).
The first pic is a sort of a wall illustration (it's about 2m high) done for my boyfriend - the facial i-am-not-amused expression is entirely his. The second pic are rings (or soon to be rings) done in FIMO, wire and felt. That was going horibly wrong as well.
I want my productivity baaaack!